Cannabis

Green poisons! Lethal Grass
of Artificial Paradises!

To everyone defeats the marijuana,
which gives the science of the Ramayana.

Oh! Marijuana, green pneumonic,
cannabis indica et babilonica.

You open the sesame of the joy,
green hemp, kif of Turkey.

Grass of the Old Man of the Mountain,
the Inquisition found you in Spain.

Grass which initiates the fakirs,
flood of enjoyments and Dies Irae.

Green emerald: -praises the persian poet-
your green dressed the prophet!

(Kif -green grass of the Persian- is
the bengalese haschi-chinese bhang.

Charas, which smokes on the divan,
between odalisks, the Great Sultan.)

Ramón del Valle Inclán, "Kif's pipe", poem nº11.





... ... - Suddenly I'm hungry
- ...Hey man, freaky!: I am Snake in The Simpsons?! :

Your Simpsons personality is... Snake

Horoscope: While running the three-card monty, you will be approached by a beautiful girl named Shoshana. She will pick a card and you will totally fall hard. Unfortunately, she will dump you after the VCR you steal for her birthday turns out to be beta.

To find out which Simpsons character matches your personality, go to:

The Official* Simpsons Personality Quiz

- You can't be Snake, man; you don't like working! ...instead:

Your Personality Is Like Marijuana

You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you! Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down. You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

...mmh, OK, I should have chosen one quote out of a Cheech and Chong movie instead of a Valle Inclán's poem; here you have:

- Now, I'm going to whip you to death.
- You may whip us, but you'll never beat us.